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Who We Are

Titans. Alphas. Bros. We are Thot Leaders in the socialtainment space. What's up? We're tech-forward and dude-centric, so if you're tryna dap us up with some no cap venture cap, we're totes DTF.

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The Founders

Torbyn Myers

Co-founder of the explosive spiritual networking site BitchStream.net, Torbyn has spent his young hot life slapping ass and printing cash. After graduating with a BA in Marketing from the University of Michigan, T-money went full-send into the Silicon Valley ecosystem and absolutely drained his sack in the nascent tech scene. When he's not crushing brews at the office with Elton, Torbyn is at home partying with his wife Skylar and their two kids, Acup and Jizzfag.

Elton Barstow

A life-long innovator, Elton has pioneered many startups from popular business development app CRIMEDICK to the breakout media streaming platform SoundCream. After graduating from the University of Michigan with a BA in Business, Elton joined the board of his dad's oil company to chillax for a bit. Shortly after, he started his first company to help migrant laborers look doper on socials. He also co-founded a charity with his wife Brittany to feed starving African children to each other. Elton is super pumped to be leading thotROSTER, furthering his personal mission of changing the world while just like hanging out or whatever.

Thotty

Thotty is the office pup! This lil rascal is always prancing around the office doing funny shit like biting minorities and barking at minorities. He's our best bud and we love him!

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